Hi I'm Twi-Lin and I LOVE 100 Monkeys

My friend @twikiwi50 came into town from New Zealand. She is on an epic west coast U.S. holiday. Check out her blog to see her adventures. It just happened to be the same week that 100 Monkeys came into town. What perfect timing for her!

My BBF @tipsy_daisy and I sped up to Seattle last Wednesday night after work to meet up with @twikiwi50, @red_bella, and @kitty_elvis for dinner in Seattle. After dinner we of course had to get pictures at Escala since it was across the street. Unfortunately there were no sightings of Fifty but we did get some strange looks from people as we took pictures outside the building.

@twikiwi50, me, @kitty_elvis

The next morning, earlier than we originally planned, @tipsy_daisy and I headed back up to Seattle because 100 Monkeys were doing an in-store show at the Best Buy at Northgate. I will always give up some sleep for 100 Monkeys. I didn't give it a second thought.

@kintail joined up with us and it was fun meeting other 100 Monkey fans as we waited.
They played 3 songs and then signed autographs.

 When it was over we headed over to Macaroni Grill for a late lunch. Yum.

I like that you can color on the table at Macaroni Grill!

 Oh I almost forgot to mention that @twikiwi50 won a meet and greet for her and her friends!!!! Squeeeeee!

@twikiwi50 had never seen a parking pay station like this. She was cracking up!

We had to be at Chop Suey an hour early to wait a bit until they let us in to meet the boys. @twikiwi had an extra M&G ticket and she included our new friend @mrsbowiejackson from Bosie, ID in too!

I was a bit nervous and sometimes I say really dumb things when I'm nervous. I didn't want to be a that creepy fan girl. I had left over Toy Story bracelets from my grandson's 2nd birthday party and decided to give them to the guys because my little guy loves to listen to 100 Monkeys and loves Toy Story. I told them that every time we are in the car he says, "Gammy...listen to ohohoh song." which is Orson Brawl. They really seemed interested in what I had to say and they were like "Really, that's cool." When I handed out the bracelets they were like I want Buzz, I want Woody. Ben G. said that he could make a comment about Woody and I said "It's Toy Story guys, we're keeping it clean." They laughed.


Photo by @twikiwi50 - if you look closely you can see the Woody bracelet that I gave him


I got to spend a couple of minutes talking to Ben J. and Jerad. I wanted to know what key Invisible Monsters is in because I love the key board part in the beginning and I wanted my daughter to figure out how to play it and then teach me. She said it is easier for her if she knows what key to start with. I told them that she was a music major and they thought it was cool. Then it got a bit crazy rushed so we could have pictures and then have to head out so the next group could come in.


Here is our group - @tipsy_daisy, Ben J, Me, Jerad, @kintail, Jackson, @red_bella, Ben G, @twiKiwi50, Uncle Larry, Megan, @mrsbowiejackson

 Of course I was so happy that @twikiwi50 was getting to see them! I love to share my love of 100 Monkeys with new people!

Once we could head into the bar area we rushed in to claim seats at the front so we didn't have to stand all night. Then I noticed that @twikiwi50 was standing outside the bar in front of me. Apparently you need a passport for ID. They only accept ID from the US or Canada. I actually started to get a bit teary eyed because it is a stupid law and you couldn't have drinks outside the bar area. Fortunately @red_bella took charge and talked to the manager and @twikiwi50 was able to get in. We had lots of fun!

Silly Monkey trying to go swimming in Rum & Coke!

Me, @tipsy_daisy,@red_bella, @twikiwi50



This pic reminded me of Liquid Zoo.



Friday my hubs and I headed over to Spokane (5 hour drive) to visited his best friend and his family because 100 Monkeys just happened to be having a show there on Saturday Night. I had contacted the venue earlier to get handicapped seating because my hubs needed it and we got to go in the venue before anyone else. WIN! We got front center seats in the bar area. I saved seats for @chrisranberg (aka Rottymama) and @kintail. This was the first show that there was actually a decent number of guys at the show and I took 2. I'm glad that their fan base is expanding. It may have been because of Twilight that got me to see them in the first place but it is their music and showmanship that keeps me going.

My hubs and friend waiting for show to start

 

 



100 Monkeys makes Chris and I smile!

Once again I had so much fun as I always do at their show. After the show they did a signing. I told them that after 8 performances I finally took my husband and his friend to a show. They asked my guys if they liked the show and of course they said Yes. They thanked them for coming and I had them sign their wonderful piece of literature Every Monkey Dookies.

My crazy fun weekend isn't over. On Sunday morning we headed home. I had planned to meet with with @twikiwi50, @StarlitViolets, @musingbella, @tipsy_daisy for dinner in Olympia. Our usual 5 hour drive ended up being over 7 because of an accident at Snoqualmie Pass on I-90 but finally we met up with the girls and had a wonderful time talking and enjoying each other's company. After a bit they wanted to go sing some Karaoke but I was really tired after my whirlwind weekend and headed home.

Me, @musingbella, @starlitviolets, @twikiwi50, @tipsy_daisy

 I can't believe that it has already been a week since this amazing adventure started! I love that because of a book called Twilight, I have been able to meet such lovely women from around the world! I can't wait for Foooooooorks!

I Obeyed

Well this post is definitely NC17 – I had this dream awhile back and it was so real and detailed that I remembered it. I decided that it would make a good AH - OCC fanfiction story. Well since it was me and in the dream I had to make it an older Bella and then the man of course had to be a younger Edward – this time I did picture Rob (as you know Rob isn’t always the Edward in my mind). I usually have my husband proof read stuff before I post but the Bella in this story does cheat on her husband. I didn’t want my hubs to think I was going to cheat on him because it was my dream…you know.

I posted it a while back on my page at FFN but decided to put on my blog as well...oh and you get some pictures too! :)

This dream/story has BDSM theme going on so if that isn’t your thing then maybe you shouldn’t read it. I’m also not a “real” writer so ignore any grammar or punctuation issues. Enjoy the story….

I Obeyed

I walked into Edward's living room and his gazed met mine. I was nervous and excited at the same time. I felt anxious about what I knew I was going to do. I haven't been with another man in 25 years and here I am about to cross the point of no return. I loved my husband but I wanted excitement. He no longer wanted me in a sexual way. We were like roommates who cared about each other. I wanted, I needed a man to touch me, be rough with me, to fuck me. I blocked out thoughts about consequences and guilt.

I felt his eyes penetrated my soul. There was silence but you could feel the energy in the room. It was electric. It was screaming.

After a few minutes he spoke, "Take off your clothes."

I obeyed even though I was self-conscious about being naked in front of another man as I am a plus sized woman.

He looked up and down my body. I wanted to hide myself but I just stood there as he evaluated me.

He walked towards me and placed his hands upon my shoulders, "Kneel" he said sternly. He pushed down on my shoulders and I once again obeyed.


As I knelt at his feet I felt myself get excited. I wanted to please him. I wanted to be what he needed me to be. My eyes were on his feet. As I heard him unzip his pants the anticipation was growing. I felt my nipples perk and slightly ache.

He reached down and grabbed my chin to have me look into his eyes. "Suck it!"

I leaned forward and licked his hard cock from the back to the front and placed it in my mouth. I relaxed my throat and took him all the way in. He grabbed my hair and started moving his hips back and forth. I sucked and twirled my tongue around the head of his cock.

I felt his cock start to twitch and I tasted his salty release. His movements were jerky as I swallowed it down. He released my hair and patted my head, "Good girl." I felt happy that I had pleased him.

"Now crawl over the couch. Stand up and bend over the arm."

I obeyed.

I could hear him move behind me and I wanted to look around to see what he was doing but I didn't. The waiting made me feel wound-up. I loved it. I could feel the warmth of his body as he moved closer to me. He gently rubbed his palm over my ass and then he gave a few light taps and then SPANK! I wasn't painful but had a nice sting. SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! I felt his fingers part me and he started to rub my clit. SPANK! SPANK! So many nice sensations …rub…spank...rub…finger inside me…another finger…in…out…rub…spank…rub…in…out. I felt like I was going to explode…then nothing. He stopped abruptly. Oh no, I wondered if I did something wrong. I felt so exposed bent over the arm of his couch my face down on the cushion. I couldn't see what he was doing. Then I heard it, a foil wrapper being torn. I felt his legs up against mine. He slammed his cock into me and then slowly pulled out. He slammed in and slowly pulled out again and again. I was so fucking aroused and needed some kind of release.

I finally spoke, "Please!"

"Please what? Do you want me to fuck you?" he asked.

"Yes, please Sir!" I begged.

And he did. In and out hard and fast hitting the spot inside over and over!

"Ugnh…oh fuck…yes!" I yelled as I felt my climax build.

"Now!" he yelled and with that I came apart trembling and felt him fall over my back as he released into me.

I was out of breath. It had been so long since I have been fucked. It was wonderful and exciting. What a great escape from real life. I was enjoying the moment as he moved away from me.

I stood up and stretched my body and looked up at him. He smirked and turned to walk into another room. "Isabella, you can now get dressed. I will see you next week."

I obeyed.

Guess what today is???

Celebrate Good-Times!!! Come on!!!! (cue Kool and the Gang!)

This morning when I got to work, I asked my co-workers, "Do you know what today today is?" *Jumping and clapping Alice style* I was very excited!


I saw a few "Do I want to know" faces. Someone asked if it was Robert Pattinson's birthday...I was like, where were you when I announced that last month? It's May 13th. Duh!


Drum roll..."It's my two- year TWI-VERSARY!!!!!"

Reactions were:
Wow! Really??? *sarcasm* *eye rolls*
My God It's only been two years? You have changed a lot in two years.

I have changed a lot in two years!
Sweet innocent Twi-Lin isn't that innocent anymore but I think I'm still sweet! *heehee*

My husband has asked me how a book about an

insecure little girl has made me into a insatiable woman...I'm like it's all about the fanfiction!

I am not going to rehash how Twilight has changed my life because I have blogged about it before...here and here...so enjoy the pictures below:

Twi-Frenzy

The other day I was reading on a group board for submissive women about this term called sub frenzy. Sub Frenzy is defined in the Submissive Guide as: "Sub Frenzy is a state of mind that you may experience at any point in your submission. It is most commonly associated with new submissives, but it can also come about when more seasoned submissives end a relationship or even during a relationship. During submissive frenzy, you may feel a desperate need to have your desires fulfilled. Many of the activities in BDSM can be considered addictive and frenzy is much like a withdrawal stage."

If this picture doesn't cause a frezny you are not breathing!

As I was reading through the post I thought about how many of us have or have had Twi-Frenzy. I know I did! I was so obsessed! I couldn't get enough of Twilight, Rob, or Fanfiction!
So I have some questions for you…

• Did you have any twi-frenzy when you were new?
• If so, how did it manifest itself?
• What were your particular symptoms?
• Did you make poor decisions?
• What is your definition of twi-frenzy?
• How long do you think it lasts?
• How can you tell if you are out of it?
• If you've experienced it before, did anyone point it out to you?
• Did you believe them?
• Did it make you rethink and change your behavior?
• Would you share any experiences you've had while in the throes of frenzy?

Rob causes a frenzy everywhere he goes!

Here are my answers to the above questions:

• Did you have any twi-frenzy when you were new? Yes

  

  Edward: "Say it...outloud!" Me: "Hi my name is Twi-Lin and I suffer from Twi-Frenzy"

• If so, how did it manifest itself? I have mentioned in a previous post that I was never a reader before Twilight. I read the series in a week and then re-read and read again. I couldn't get enough. Then my daughter told me about fanfiction and that was all she wrote. LOL!
  
• What were your particular symptoms? Daily checking Blogs, Daily Goggling Rob, Going to work late or missing due to staying up all night reading a fanfiction story. I have read 100's of fanfiction stories – I'm a total Fic H00r.

• Did you make poor decisions? I think the poor decisions that I have made were missing work because I was too tired from reading. I wasted a lot of leave time. That was stupid. The story will still be there…or maybe not... it may get pulled so need to read or download it right away!

• What is your definition of twi-frenzy? Being obsessed! When the only thing that consumes your thoughts is something Twilight related.



If I was Kristin I would always be in Rob Frenzy!

• How long do you think it lasts? I think I am starting to come out of my frenzy…It's been over a week I can't find a story to read and I'm actually doing other things that I enjoy!

• If you've experienced it before, did anyone point it out to you? All of my non-twi friends and my family.

• Did you believe them? Yes I am totally aware of my obsession.



More frezy!

• Did it make you rethink and change your behavior? NOT JUST NO…HELL NO!

Gahhhhh!!!!

• Would you share any experiences you've had while in the throes of frenzy? If you read my blog then you already know all of this but because of my frenzy…I went to Forks with the Twitards and have met some amazing women who are my dear friends. I can't wait to see them again this fall. I went to California for Eclipse DVD release @alltwiedup's house and had soooooo much fun! I have gone to two twilight conventions and met several Twilight stars. I went to see some Twilight sets in Vancouver, BC. I have seen 100 Monkeys four times and I'm going to see them twice this summer.   

  

  Headboard Frenzy!

I think in the whole scheme of life being in a Twi-frenzy isn't too detrimental. It's a lot of fun! A nice escape from real life and you get to meet the most awesome people ever!

Master of the Universe Tribute

Warning this post contains spoilers from Master of the Universe and Master of the Universe II by Snowqueens Icedragon.

Last week I received my email notice of the chapter update of MoTU II. I was at work and there was 10 minutes left of lunch break. So, do I start reading the update and stop at 1:00 or do I finish reading it and get back late from lunch. Well, I had to keep reading of course!

I’m reading along it’s a great chapter! Fifty is finally talking. He talks about Mrs. Robinson and Blip. They visit the new house and the meadow. I thought there was going to be some Kinky Fuckery in the playroom but then I read The End! I sat there. I didn’t know how I felt. I can’t believe it ended. Fifty has been a part of my life for a year and half. I didn’t want it to end but I have to say the last sentence was beautiful and perfect “…my Fifty Shades.” *sigh*

Icy has brought to us wonderful characters that we have come to love! We love Edward as Fifty. He is a megalomaniac that you want to hug and make it all better for him. I have wondered if he was real would I love him. Probably not, I would think he was a big ass! I wouldn’t be able to get to know him because he really doesn’t let others in unless I was his Bella.

Icy’s Bella is a beautiful, smart, warm, independent and caring young women. She is perfect for Fifty. They love each other so much.

I Love Fifty too!

This is a great love story! Icy has made me laugh, cry, angry, frustrated, feel love and lust through her words.

I have mentioned this in other blog postings that I know that Fifty is a fictional character but every time I go to Seattle I actually think about him. I always say “Hi, Fifty” in my mind…well sometimes I say it out loud. I know that is crazy but I can't help it. Icy has made him seem so real to me!

Me outside Escala

If you haven’t read Master of the Universe, I don’t know where you have been…under a rock perhaps? Even my husband has read it and he really liked it.

Don’t despair, if you haven’t read it. It is being published! I can’t wait! It is titled Fifty Shades of Grey. You can preorder it here at http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/publishinghouse/books/detail/23

My favorite quote from the story is from chapter 71:
"We're lovers, Isabella. Lovers don't need safe words."

I think it is funny that my favorite chapter is 50. It is the one with Thomas Tallis’ Spem In Alium playing in the headphones. The music, the blindfold, the flogger! Ugh! I can’t say more!



My ongoing tribute to MoTU is my Laters Baby sticker on the back of my car. I love it when people ask me about it and I tell them about the story!

If you want a sticker email mail me at monkeygirl1969@gmail.com and I can make one for you for $2.00 for supplies and postage.

My wonderful friend TwiKiwi had this great idea for bloggers that are fans of MoTU to post tributes at the same time from all over the world. Please read the other tributes too!

Inspired by Lemons
Tongue-Twied
Twilight Junkies Anonymous
Cheaper than Therapy
Dangrdafne's Days of Delerium
17 Forever 
Robzsinger
Borderline Phenomenal
Twitarded The Cold Shower
TwiKiwi
Twired
Dirty Hot & Nerdy
Rosearcadia
Pattinson Post

Last but not least I have to thank Icy for bringing us this epic story! Congratulations on getting Fifty Shades of Grey published. I can’t wait to own the book. I have loved reading the adventure of your Edward and Bella. I have loved their chemistry. I loved their signature lines in the emails. I loved Bella’s smart mouth. Of course I love their Kinky Fuckery but most of all I loved their Love! This story will always have a place in my heart! Thank you!